Things to do INSTEAD of writing
I shall periodically list things that I do when I should be researching or writing my novel.
Things to do instead of writing
Item #5: Take a free "certification" test to meet some arbitrary need to prove your mad skills to... well, yourself
Look, brainbench says I'm a MASTER!!! MUHAHAHAHAH Surely this gives me some great and mighty power. I even have a logo I can use for my very own!!!