The Don't Post About List... Round 1

1. Do not announce the arrival of your period. Period. I doubt we find it as fascinating as you do.
   
2. Do not blog about the laundry, ironing, folding, the detergent you used or your lint filter. Ever. It will NOT be interesting. Laundry sucks. I will be forced to send you the BALB image repeatedly.
   
3. Do not use bright yellow for your font color on light backgrounds. If you do, we will be forced to imagine that we are throwing small rubber balls at you.
   
4. Unless you ate a salad that had $100 bills as the lettuce, I doubt it will be that interesting.
   
5. I really don’t want to see a picture of your half-eaten medium-rare hamburger. Really. I don’t.
   
6. Unless you are in an unusual storm, natural disaster, or other significant weather-type of event… don’t make a post where the only thing you write about is how it’s cold today. If I wanted to know what the weather was like where you live, I’d go to weather.com.
   
7. If your hangover is that bad… go to bed, blog tomorrow. Tomorrow you will either edit the hell out of this post or delete it forever.
   
8. If you start your post with, “I shouldn’t be telling you this…” something interesting should follow.
   
9. Writing a detailed itinerary in ten minute intervals of your day is really not that interesting when your itinerary includes driving, sitting in class, stopping at a red light in traffic, working, etc.
   
10. Don’t set your blog up so that a visitor has to have SuperGeek technology powers to leave you a comment.
    

A post I particularly enjoyed from today's randomizer was Blog Today. Tomorrow You May Be Eaten.

Have a don't you'd like to share? I'll be adding edits or additional posts as more and more "dont's" come to light!