The Friday Fun Chronicles

Taken from the creative mind of The Cesspool Messiah

"You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are not an idiot. You are a fucking idiot. This book claims to be “an easy-to-follow, reassuring and responsible guide that shows how you can use hypnotherapy to identify and overcome unhealthy modes of thinking, deal with emotional issues, improve performance, and banish bad habits.” It also has a section on law suite procedures in the event that you stay convinced you are a chicken or continue to yell “I am sir fancy pants” or bark like a dog whenever you hear a bell. The preface is a self guided hypnosis that the reader must perform in order to use the rest of the book. Basically it asks the reader to stand in front of the mirror with a rock on a string and chant “this book is helpful, this book is serious”. Once the reader has been sufficiently brain washed, the rest of the book reads like a well written novel."

You've got to follow that link and check out the Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies... Quite entertaining for a Friday afternoon.