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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

My ball wonders... how bout yours?

Rashenbo's Ball of Wonder

"Oh great and powerful Ball of Wonder,
what will happen in 2007?"

"Foolish blogger, only the worthy
can know my secrets. However,
I will share with you the top 5
predictions for 2007."

1. Judith Regan will announce the creation of her own publishing company. Celebrities will flock to her editors to push their own life story. We will see items like, "If I Did It" by O.J. "The Cruise" Tom Cruise's biography of his love life and phantom child. "The Publishing Mistress" by Judith Regan. "Drunk Politics" by a ghost writer on the presidential campaign and more!!!

2. Someone will buy the Holy Toast maker and they will try and sell their "special" toast on Ebay.

3. Agents Who Blog for Dummies will be released to the public. All aspiring novelists in search of literary agents MUST purchase one.

4. The Google Blog Bombers, as reported by Barbara Bauer in her infamous podcast, are offficially making their presence known in the blogosphere. In 2007 they will activate their coalition and work with one goal - complete and total BLOGOSPHERE DOMINATION! *que music* Muhahahah

5. Miss Snark will don her hero garb and personally stomp the 'creativity' out of a flock of writing nitwits in an attempt weed out the population of blathering idiots. Armed only with her flashing stilettos, glass of gin and fluffy poodle - she will take the crapometer to the next level and embark on the crapfest... further details are only for the worthy.

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Get fortune to guide you into 2007!

Your Fortune Is

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
This blog entry was made in response to ProBloggers blogging predictions & reviews contest.

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Anonymous Madhur Kapoor said...

lol good post ..enjoyed reading it ..

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Sarakastic said...

Crapometer! Love it, very unique post. Thanks for the laugh

10:23 AM  
Blogger Mama Duck said...

Ha, what a great take on this project!!

We also participated in this project, stop on by if you get a chance!

11:18 AM  
Blogger Brad Shorr said...

Highly entertaining! Best (and funniest) graphics I've seen yet on the Group Writing Project. Thank you!

11:45 AM  
Blogger tigerfish said...

Enjoyed this post. Fun!

May the Force be with you, the Blo-gedi way

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is one of the funniest entries to the group project but its also has one of the nicest site headers I have seen in a long time, Well Like many others here is my take on the project
You don't have to be a writer to be a Blogger!

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Ashish Mohta said...

holy post???! damn are they real.I didnt knew people had idea of that too lol.I loved your post.Yeah i think those dummies book should start coming for free lol

I also got entry in darrens project.

And i am feeding your blog.There wont be another chance to meet so many bloggers

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Jennifer Lynn said...

"Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one."

Haha, I love my fortune! Very witty post.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Jersey Girl said...

ooh, this was fun! I really enjoyed your post. Thx for sharing, Deb/Surviving NJ

9:44 AM  
Blogger nakedpastor said...

really good post. very creative. i saw your comment on my own post and also saw yours at the problogger contest that i entered here. keep up the good work!

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Simonne said...

Hi, I liked your post a lot, it is very funny. These group writing projects at problogger are great! I enjoyed participating.

11:59 AM  
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