The Lovely Chaos of Life!
Apparently you must have invisible fruit flies. You know this because you left salsa out on the counter over night and there is a SWARM of fruit flies buzzing about.
You look over and see the plate of pumpkin seeds... "Mom, we are going to keep these seeds so that we can bake some of them and then we can plant the rest" yeah right... Now you know precisely where the nasty little flies came from.
You stand with the plate of pumpkin seeds next to trash can and you can't decide which will be worse, leaving the plate of seeds... or listening to your daughter cry because you threw them away.
You actually look at the trash can and realize you can't throw the pumpkin seeds away because you are now out of trashbags.
A cauliflower has just sprouted out your ear because apparently today was teleconference day and you had to sit through 5 hours of telephone conference meetings.
You haven't showered yet.
You really wanted the children to clean their rooms. You thought it would be a good idea to let them wear their halloween costume after they begged. You quickly realize just how bad of an idea that was.
You realize you haven't read Miss Snark, The Rejecter, Pub Rant, or any of your favorite blogs in over 8 hours.
You forgot that your husband's aunt's cousin from Louisiana has come to town on a business trip and you are all going out to dinner tonight and you STILL haven't showered yet.
You suddenly learn you are out of toilet paper.
You haven't been able to write in two days because you've had to do too many "real life" things.
Photo taken by their father.